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Never fuck with Santa, dude. He's an essential worker.

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Santa is a sick, exploitative CEO. Slave elves do all the work. He rides his stylish sleigh, powered by animal labor, and takes the glory.

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Ain't capitalism just the best!

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Hey now, Santa may be a hard-nosed competitor, but his ethics are unimpeachable.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWxsK3uvkYc

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Quite right!

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Like I said, NEVER fuck with Santa.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPxXNaWcvZY

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